when dinosaurs roamed the earth

i have a new favorite website, http://thesuperficial.com, a celebrity gossip website. not only celebrity gossip, but also trash talking celebrities like it's your job. for example, on mariah carey thinking about adoption,
"If you made a list of people less qualified to be a parent than Jessica Simpson there'd only be one name on it and it'd be Mariah Carey. And maybe a drawing of an angry dinosaur. But even that would be behind Mariah."
now i don't have a problem with mariah carey but seriously, an angry dinosaur? i think i like these stories because they come up with the most random insults. why is it ok to make fun of celebrities in such a blatant way? i guess they ask for it when they put themselves in the public spotlight. sure they don't ask for their every move, stupid or not, to be documented and published. that simply comes in the job description, a benefit of being famous.

i've started a serious apartment hunt in the raleigh/chapel hill area. tomorrow i am taking my laptop with me to work and dedicating the afternoon to applying to jobs and sprucing up my resume. because every time i say i'm going to do that at home after work i just pass out on the couch or in my bed. UNproductive. i'm actually excited about living by myself. i'm finally going to get a dog. i'll get to clean whenever i want, put whatever i want on the walls, run around naked (come on, don't deny it, you do that when no one's home) and play my music loudly whenever i want. of course a single will probably encourage more conversations with myself. as if i don't have enough of those already.